Man With Big Bulge Busted at Border With Endangered Birds in His Pants

I peck your pardon?! A man is staring down 20 years in the slammer after a suspiciously huge bulge in his pants -- which he claimed was his mighty man-meat -- turned out to be ... TWO. ACTUAL. BIRDS. Yes, this is real life! Jesse Agus Martinez, 35,…

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